動画サイトのクソゲー紹介番組「The Angry Videogames Nerd」の略もしくはそのパーソナリティ、ジェームス・ロルフ氏。
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He’s gonna take you back to the past
to play shitty games that suck ass.
He’d rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He’d rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road-killed skunk and down it with beer.
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard.
He’s the angry Nintendo Nerd.
He’s the angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd.
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel 3.
He's got a nerdy shirt,and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a power glove,and a filthy mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear ｔhese games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
He's the angry Nintendo nerd.
He's the angry Atari Sega nerd.
He's the Angry video game nerd.
He playes the worst games of all time.
Horrible abominations of man-kind.
They make him so mad he could spit.
Or say Cowabunga....
"Cowa fuckin' piece of dog shit!!"
They rip you off and don't care one bit,
But this nerd he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim?
Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck!
The characters names are wrong.
Why is the password so long?
Why dont the weapons do anything....?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
Games suck so bad he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest most pissed of gaming nerd.
He's the angry...
Atari,Amega,CD-i,Colecovision,Intellivision,Sega,NeoGeo,Turbo Grafx-16,Odessy,3DO,Commedore,Nintendo... Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
