I couldn't win against a penis...

A defeat quote whereas a strong-willed character got the short end of the rod after or is currently being done on.

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2.1 Alternate notation

"I will never lose to a p*nis!!" (with resolute)

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"I couldn't win against a p*nis..."

Overview

I couldn't win against a penis... (ちんぽには勝てなかったよ… Chinpo ni wa katenakatta yo...) is a quote used in pictures featuring a character who will never lose to a sexual bout, only to succumb to pleasure in the next scene and quote the following as said in this article's title.

The medium is often told in a 2koma format with an emphasis on a speedy ommission of the plot. They often feature a strong-willed character, usually a female knight, as the common victim. The victim(s) are often subjected to mating press as the common position.

The quote originally came from an R-18 doujinshi of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS called "Chotto Bitchina Fate Mama" (ちょっとビッチなフェイトママ lit. "Fate-mama is a Little Bitch"), created by Bitch Bokujou-shi (Bitch牧場氏).

To summarize, there is a page where the female character says she "will never lose to a c*ck", but later on she becomes apparently mind broken and says "I couldn't beat a c*ck..." There was speculation that there was a forum post that displayed these two quotes on the pages, but omitted the pages between these quotes, which in turn made it more humourous. As such, it became a companion of the Instant Loss 2koma series tag.