WTF That's Scary

Summary

This is a copypaste from 2ch that gave birth to a few popular tags on pixiv. In Japanese, there was a couple of puns poking fun at the formalspeak.

Shop Worker: "Would you happen to have this shop's point card?"

I: "Wut!"

SW: "Would you happen to have this shop's point card?"

I: "...Is that edible?"

SW: "Wut!"

I: "What."

SW: "I suppose you never had one yet."

I: "Wut!"

SW: "What."

I: "Do you mean I can later? Does it transform?"

SW: "What does?"

I: "That card of yours."

SW: "Ah. Well, if you are using it, it goes a rank up."

I: "Woot that's cool."

SW: "Do you want to use it then? It's free."

I: "Won't it rot?"

SW: "Wut!"

I: "What."

SW: "Ah, you mean its expiration date? That would be a year since you last used it."

I: "WTF that's scary!"

SW: "Just come here every so often, and it should stay the same without limits."

I: "WTF that's scary too!"

SW: "Wut!"

I: "Wut!"